
Please tell me I’m not the only one this has happened to.
So I am READY to watch Korra

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Dat TV:

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Me:

Cabbage Man LIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEES!!!!!!!!!
TV:

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Me:

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Me:


Toph totally taught her that omggggg
TV:

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Me:

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Me:

YOU STAB THEM ROBOTS, LIN!! god that was ruthless! I swear she killed that guy!
The mechs turned out SO BADASS

TV:

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Me: Bolin,

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TV:

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Me:

TENZIN’S A FUCKING BADASS
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Me:

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Me:


asldfjalksdjf;aklsd
God… each episode is so fucking good.
Overall sentiments:


Godammit, you writers

I HAD MISSED WHEN THIS EPISODE AIRED SO WHEN I CAME BACK I WAS ESPECIALLY FIRED UP TO WATCH IT.
Dat TV:

“I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!”
> rejection
Me:

“oh my fucking god! ALREADY!? Jesus!”
Tv:

Me:

“These INNUENDOS… They ain’t even hiding them!”
The only thing they could have done to make it more obvious was add “thats what she said” to some of the lines in this show, I swear.
Tv:

Me:


SHE WENT THERE.
…SO much shit has gone down in this episode
But Okay, okay okay…

there couldn’t POSSIBLY be any more development in the love department here,
the laws of television state that cartoons can only spend so much time on love-related shit,
and that in any given show,
one must wait at least 12 or so episodes for any returning feelings to be revea- WHAT THE-!

Me:


Tv:

Me:

Tv:

Me:

OH LOL okay they made it funny, so its gonna be fine. PHEW!
WOW! THIS EPISODE WAS INTENSE! SO MUCH SHIT WENT DOWN! I didn’t even think it was possible for so much shit to take place in one episode! AND EVERYTHING TURNED OUT SO WELL!
Ghaaaad this show…
ITS TOO MUCH!

So epic… and its only episode FIVE!

*goes back to watch again
Being new to tumblr I have recently been exposed to the level of hate its users have to offer for the first time,
especially concerning my second post reflecting on an episode of the Legend of Korra.
Haters be like

And I be like

lulz the fucks i give. there are none.
They be like
“OEHHMAIGOD you’re slandering a character with offensive misogyny and abusive verbal language just because she DARES like Mako!”
To which I respond:

Astute observation. That is in fact exactly what i’m doing. You must be pleased with yourself.
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“You’re giving Makorra fans a bad reputation and you are a disgrace to the legend of Korra fanbase!”
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lol OK! You must pride yourself in taking cartoon-opinion-sharing so seriously.
Its almost like these people think that I ACTUALLY believe that Asami is a “whore-slut-bitch-hoe” in every literal sense of the words as opposed to having simply said that to channel rage and to induce LOLz. (you guise are so smart)

(Do you not have anything better to do? Go do a rhetorical analysis on The Second Coming)
You guys may be shocked to read this, but I did not elect myself representative of the Korra fanbase and speak on behalf of the entirety of its members, nor was that post a serious and literal assessment on a fucking cartoon character.
so its impressive how you took some crazy fan’s personal opinion so seriously and applied such large implications behind it.

You’d be a great English Lit analyst. (they specialize in bullshit)
So don’t take anything I state seriously because really, mostly everything I do is for LOLz (which anyone with a shits worth of a sense of humor could have told you upon reading that)
and if you find my diction offensive, DON’T READ MY POSTS, k?
Because I will continue to use ALL THE GODDAMN MOTHER-FUCKING FOUL LANGUAGE I FANCY :D
And also, kiss my ass <3 
So please, by all means, continue with your super useful and productive assessment on fan rants.
I’ll just be o’er hurr
not giving a fuck