When a guy asks you to “Hang Out”:

If you respond in a positive way, it was totally meant to be a date from the very beginning and it will be treated as such.


If you respond in a negative way, his intentions all along were just to hang out as friends with you, and it is so conceited of you to think any more of it.


ITS A FUCKING TRAP.

Why can’t I just run away with Emma Stone and be done with it?

Lets run away to a deserted island and live out the remainder of our lives drinking coconut juice. How about it?

LETS DO THIS.

THAT IS THE SEXIEST ART I’VE EVER SEEN.

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Well DAYUMN. That is NOT the adorable little Starfire I grew up with.

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NO!! NOOOOOO!!! STARFIRE BELONGS WITH DICK GRAYSON!!! NOOOOOO!!!

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SLUTIFICATION!?
SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE “SEXUALLY LIBERATED”, NOT A LOOSE-ASS VAGINA!!

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That dress.

I want it.

I want it now.

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AAAAND KENNETH ROCAFORT HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE.

He made Nightwing’s retro outfit look cool.

I have never seen a sexier Nightwing.

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NOO! NOOO! NO NO NO NO NO!


Starfire and Dick…

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The brotherly feels

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THE ART IS SO MIND-FUCKINGLY SEXY!

KENNETH ROCAFORT IS A GOD AMONGST MEN.

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All the characters are so goddamn attractive.

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That is so wonderful… Roy and Starfire make such a cute- WAIT WHAT!?

NO!

NO, I’M SUPPOSED TO SHIP KORY AND DIIIIICK!

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What the fuuuu……?

THEY CHANGED THE ARTIST!?

Kenneth… Kenneth Rocafort… why did you leave us….. just….. why……….?

“Due to health issues, KeonU has not been able to participate in promotions, and after a thorough consultation with the company, it’s been decided that he will discontinue LEDApple activities to focus on music composition.”

LedAs:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO UUUS!!? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM!?!??!?!?!

What will become of Led Apple without that multi-talented cutie-pie!?!?!

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Now wait a second- HOLD THE FUCK UP-

“after a thorough consultation with the company”

I SMELL SHIT! 

And this shit smells eerily familiar…

Led Apple has lost I-Oh, Min Young, SeungHyun, JaeHoon, and THREE more members that didn’t even get to debut.

Led Apple HAS LOST MORE MEMBERS THAN THE GROUP IS EVEN COMPOSED OF.

NO.

NO.

HOW IS THAT EVEN FUCKING POSSIBLE??!?!?!?!!

How the FUCK do you lose EIGHT members!?

That shit just DOES NOT HAPPEN.

“after a thorough consultation with the company”

STARTORY….

WE’RE NOT BUYING THIS SHIT ANYMORE.

NOT AFTER EIGHT FUCKING MEMBERS.

KEONU WAS THE LAST STRAW.

And as for keonu,
I don’t know about you guys, but Ima continue sending more fan support than ever to our big-eared friend.

KEEOOOONNNUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

*Gets home from a trip to San Antonio

AND TIVO DIDN’T RECORD LEGEND OF KOOOORRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

NOOOOHOHOOOOOOO!!!!!

So I guess its time to watch Legend of Korra on GoAnime Q.Q

AND HERE WE GO!

Dat TV:

Me:

Oh snap…

Masami is dissolving.

Asami is being pretty badass considering her shitty situation.

And Mako is acting like a douchey-hoe-tard.

(But its okay cuz i still ship Makorra)

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TV:

Me:

FUCK YEAH! FINALLY!

I’ve been wondering why they haven’t fucking though of redirecting that electricity!!!

Points up for douchey Mako!

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TV:

Me:

Tenzin’s bending has been SO BADASS in this episode!!!

YEAAAHHH!!!

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TV:

Me:

he just said EXACTLY what I was thinking VERBATUM.

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TV:

Me:

AIRBENDER KIDS FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!! 

I COULD KEEP REWINDING THAT AND WATCH IT ALL DAY!

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TV:

Me:

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TV:

Me:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

NOT TODAY, FU-MANCHU-MOTHA-FUCKA!!!

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TV:

Me:

I am bleeding respect right now.

Lin, I love you so.

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TV:

Me:

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TV:

Me:

ZUKO!!! 

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS ZUKO’S VOICE ACTOR DANTE BASCO!

THIS IROH GUY IS HANDSOME AND OBVIOUSLY RELATED TO ZUKO!!!

AND ZUCO’S VOICE IS COOL BUT IT DOESN’T SUIT THIS OLD GUY AT ALL!

BUT STILL WOOOOOOOWWW!!!!! 

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OVERALL SENTIMENTS:

1. Mako’s a whore and a douchebag but I still want him to be with Korra

2. Used to think Asami was a bad guy but right now she seems badass and I appreciate her self confidence

3. Tenzin’s bending is over 9000

4. Lin Beifong is my fucking hero 

5. I want to shoot Amon in the dick with a .95 caliber rifle

AND THE SEASON FINALLEE IS LIKE SEVEN DAYS AWAAAYYYY!!

So I get on the school bus and find 90000 missed calls from my mom.

So of course, I think something horrible has happened and call back

“Mom… why did you call me 90000000 times while I was at school? Did something happen!? do I have to get off the bus, whats going on!?!?”

My Mom: “I got a call from Full Sail…. you won the scholarship”

“Wha… wha wha whaaaat”

“thirty.

five.

thousand.

dollars.”

Me:

WHAAAAAT!!?!?! WHAAAAAAAT!?!!?     

IM SO EXCITED AND IM SO HAPPY AND EXCITED AND I DID IT AND OH MY GOD AND I WON AND ITS MONEY AND I DID IT AND IM SO EXCITED AND OHMYFUCKINGGOD THANK YOU JESUS THANK YOU BUDDHA THANK YOU EVERYBODY THANK YOU ARAOIJIAHSLHALKEHURLKJHKJRAHLK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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I’m so… fucking… happy… I don’t even know what to do right now. x3 *tear

So I go to a very nerdy high school. My friends and I in this very nerdy high school want to bring lightsabers to prom. There is a small collection of individuals who wish to stop us. These individuals strive for a classic, typical prom and suffer from delusions involving the concept of our school being normal. 

To those individuals who wish to stop us from brining lightsabers to our prom:

You cannot and will not tell us what to do. If we want to bring lightsabers and mind our own nerdy business i fail to see how it has anything to do with you. Frankly it is the same principle as gay marriage- if you are straight your opinion is not valid. 

Yes, we know peoples reaction will probably commence as such:

But

We are not going to force you to participate or go hit you with our lightsabers, or be obtrusive in any other way. So y’all can shutthefuckup right now because you cannot justify being upset over something that does not affect you.

Telling others what to do and impeding on the wishes of the majority for your own selfish gain… 

They call us children… they say we’re immature… they say “The theme is ‘Starry Night’ not ‘Star-Wars’” 

But really…

 

SO IMA DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AND WHOEVER DON’ LIKE IT CAN STAY DAFUQ OUTTA MY WAY