When a guy asks you to “Hang Out”:

If you respond in a positive way, it was totally meant to be a date from the very beginning and it will be treated as such.


If you respond in a negative way, his intentions all along were just to hang out as friends with you, and it is so conceited of you to think any more of it.


ITS A FUCKING TRAP.

Why can’t I just run away with Emma Stone and be done with it?

Lets run away to a deserted island and live out the remainder of our lives drinking coconut juice. How about it?

So New Zealand beat America in freedom according to the New York Times.

How do you even measure that?

I always thought it was measured by a quantification of star-spangled awesomeness.

But apparently not.

Fuck their kangaroos. (I Think)                                                                             

And their gender confused flag.

make up your mind

What are we left with now? The highest incarceration rate, obesity rate, and number of adults who believe in angels.

We should have just nuked the moon when we had the chance.
(which we totally did:  http://security.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/28/u-s-had-plans-to-nuke-the-moon/ )

“‘Meericaaa! *dejected* fuuck yeeah…..”

I am the most rational, least dramatic person I know,

yet somehow I keep getting tied into shit that I wouldn’t even see in a goddamn mother-fucking soap opera.

WHY CAN’T PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF THIER OWN PROBLEMS!?

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING IRRATIONAL!?

Le World: 

I’m sick of everyone’s shit!

I can’t possibly be the only voice of reason in this world!

What everything seems like:

In the center: Me      The rest: everyone else

Everyone needs to calm their tits, assess every problem from a stance of objectivity and use logic and NOTHING BUT LOGIC to devise solutions and foresee consequences.

If everyone just fucking did that, the world wouldn’t need to abuse people like me into going out and having to fix everybody’s problems out of moral responsibility 

Things happen that push me to my limits and make me think that things coiuldn’t possibly get worse or more out of hand

AND I AM CONSISTENTLY PROVEN WRONG BY INCREASINGLY RIDICULOUS AND HORRIFIC SHIT!

THE WORLD KEEEPS OUT-DOING ITSELF! IT NEVER ENDS!

le world:

“lol wow you think THAT was bad? Watch, I’m gonna fuck you over like you’ve never been before. AGAIN.”

I need to go do something to restore my faith in humanity before I get sucked into these people’s fuck-tard world of irrationality

So scuse me while I go watch Tangled

So I’m here working on our amazing Eco project and its coming out amazing.
Its a music video and I’m almost done with it.

After working on it for about FIVE hours, <( NOT an exaggeration. Literally. )

it freezes.

And I get that fucking little dialogue box that says 

“‘Final Cut Pro’ Unexpectedly Quit.”

So obviously, I select “reopen” , you know, aware that Final Cut has an autosave feature.

My project re-opens….

and everything that I had worked on for the past five hours straight is GONE.

GONE.

.

i go to the “Help” tab and look up “restore”, “autosave”, “recovery”, and NONE of that even shows UP!!

.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT!!?!?!

I’ve searched every help video and forum on the web and apparently every single fucking version of “Final Cut” has a solution to this bullshit except for MINE

 

And they don’t even have a help hotline!

FUCK THIS SHIT

FIVE HOURS!
FIVE STRAIGHT HOURS OF GODDAMN MOTEHR-FUCKING WORK!

GONE! 

fuck EVERYTHING!

WITH A RAKE!

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Being new to tumblr I have recently been exposed to the level of hate its users have to offer for the first time,

especially concerning my second post reflecting on an episode of the Legend of Korra.

Haters be like

And I be like

lulz the fucks i give. there are none.

They be like

“OEHHMAIGOD you’re slandering a character with offensive misogyny and abusive verbal language just because she DARES like Mako!”

To which I respond:

Astute observation. That is in fact exactly what i’m doing. You must be pleased with yourself.

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“You’re giving Makorra fans a bad reputation and you are a disgrace to the legend of Korra fanbase!”

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lol OK! You must pride yourself in taking cartoon-opinion-sharing so seriously.

Its almost like these people think that I ACTUALLY believe that Asami is a “whore-slut-bitch-hoe” in every literal sense of the words as opposed to having simply said that to channel rage and to induce LOLz. (you guise are so smart)

(Do you not have anything better to do? Go do a rhetorical analysis on The Second Coming)

You guys may be shocked to read this, but I did not elect myself representative of the Korra fanbase and speak on behalf of the entirety of its members, nor was that post a serious and literal assessment on a fucking cartoon character. 

so its impressive how you took some crazy fan’s personal opinion so seriously and applied such large implications behind it.

You’d be a great English Lit analyst. (they specialize in bullshit)

So don’t take anything I state seriously because really, mostly everything I do is for LOLz (which anyone with a shits worth of a sense of humor could have told you upon reading that)

and if you find my diction offensive, DON’T READ MY POSTS, k?

Because I will continue to use ALL THE GODDAMN MOTHER-FUCKING FOUL LANGUAGE I FANCY :D

And also, kiss my ass <3               

So please, by all means, continue with your super useful and productive assessment on fan rants.

I’ll just be o’er hurr 
 

not giving a fuck

So I go to a very nerdy high school. My friends and I in this very nerdy high school want to bring lightsabers to prom. There is a small collection of individuals who wish to stop us. These individuals strive for a classic, typical prom and suffer from delusions involving the concept of our school being normal. 

To those individuals who wish to stop us from brining lightsabers to our prom:

You cannot and will not tell us what to do. If we want to bring lightsabers and mind our own nerdy business i fail to see how it has anything to do with you. Frankly it is the same principle as gay marriage- if you are straight your opinion is not valid. 

Yes, we know peoples reaction will probably commence as such:

But

We are not going to force you to participate or go hit you with our lightsabers, or be obtrusive in any other way. So y’all can shutthefuckup right now because you cannot justify being upset over something that does not affect you.

Telling others what to do and impeding on the wishes of the majority for your own selfish gain… 

They call us children… they say we’re immature… they say “The theme is ‘Starry Night’ not ‘Star-Wars’” 

But really…

 

SO IMA DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AND WHOEVER DON’ LIKE IT CAN STAY DAFUQ OUTTA MY WAY