Aquakia

Watching Legend of Korra Episode 10

*Gets home from a trip to San Antonio

AND TIVO DIDN’T RECORD LEGEND OF KOOOORRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

NOOOOHOHOOOOOOO!!!!!

So I guess its time to watch Legend of Korra on GoAnime Q.Q

AND HERE WE GO!

Dat TV:

Me:

Oh snap…

Masami is dissolving.

Asami is being pretty badass considering her shitty situation.

And Mako is acting like a douchey-hoe-tard.

(But its okay cuz i still ship Makorra)

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TV:

Me:

FUCK YEAH! FINALLY!

I’ve been wondering why they haven’t fucking though of redirecting that electricity!!!

Points up for douchey Mako!

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TV:

Me:

Tenzin’s bending has been SO BADASS in this episode!!!

YEAAAHHH!!!

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TV:

Me:

he just said EXACTLY what I was thinking VERBATUM.

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TV:

Me:

AIRBENDER KIDS FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!

I COULD KEEP REWINDING THAT AND WATCH IT ALL DAY!

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TV:

Me:

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Me:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

NOT TODAY, FU-MANCHU-MOTHA-FUCKA!!!

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TV:

Me:

I am bleeding respect right now.

Lin, I love you so.

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TV:

Me:

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TV:

Me:

ZUKO!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS ZUKO’S VOICE ACTOR DANTE BASCO!

THIS IROH GUY IS HANDSOME AND OBVIOUSLY RELATED TO ZUKO!!!

AND ZUCO’S VOICE IS COOL BUT IT DOESN’T SUIT THIS OLD GUY AT ALL!

BUT STILL WOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!

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OVERALL SENTIMENTS:

1. Mako’s a whore and a douchebag but I still want him to be with Korra

2. Used to think Asami was a bad guy but right now she seems badass and I appreciate her self confidence

3. Tenzin’s bending is over 9000

4. Lin Beifong is my fucking hero

5. I want to shoot Amon in the dick with a .95 caliber rifle

AND THE SEASON FINALLEE IS LIKE SEVEN DAYS AWAAAYYYY!!

Watching Legend of Korra Episode 9

In the last episode, EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT! Ohh my goood what’s going to happen next!?

*angst*angst*angst*angst*angst*angst*angst*angst*angst

Dat TV:

Me:

OMG MEELO HIIIIII! xD

my day already got 10x better

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TV:

Me:

I can’t believe they actually had him pissing!!! xD This freaking show~!!!

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TV:

Me:

HOLY SHIT! HER FACE IS FUCKING SCARY!

… I’m not sleeping well tonight

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TV:

Me:

OH HO HO YAKOOONEE

yeeeeaaa

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TV:

Me:

HOLY SHIT! The way he’s being twisted i’m even having a hard time watching this- GAH!

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CHILDREN’S SHOW! AANG, NOOOOO!!!

but its okay because Aang kicked his ass after :3

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TV:

Me:

HOW THE- WHAT THE-!? WHAT HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?!?

He’s out-buffing Tarrlok’s bloodbending!

He must be…

A CYBOOOORGG

So your bending’s gone, Tarrlock.

That’s right, BITCH! whatchu gonna do now? huh? huh?

nothing. cuz you can’t do shit now. yeaa thats what i thought.

bitch.

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TV:

Me:

FUCK YEAH! GO MAKORRA, YEAAAHH!!

Mako is one slutty man…

BUUUUUUUUUUT itsokaycuzIreallylikewherethingsaregoing

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OVERALL SENTIMENTS:

makooorraaaa….

yeaaaahhhhhh……

AFTER SEEING DAT PREVIEW FOR THE SEASON FINALE:

until then

Watching Legend of Korra Episode 8

OMG OMG ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS ITS BEEN TWO WEEEEEEKKS!!

LEGEND OF KORRA,

Kay lets go!

Dat TV:

Me:

WHY ARENT YOU REAL AND WHY ARENT YOU MY SIBLING

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Tv:

Me:

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Me:

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TV:

Me:

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Tv:

Me:

SUCK IT, ASAMI!

Makorra…

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TV:

Me:

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Tv:

Me:

ARE ALL OF YOU FUCKING RETARDED OR ARE YALL JUST TARRLOCK’S LITTLE BITCHES!?!?

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Tv:

Me:

TARRLOCK,

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TV:

Me:

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Me:

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TV:

Me:

He’s bloodbending… and its not a full moon….

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TV:

Me:

Korra, NOOOOOO!!! NO, KORRA!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!?!??

ITS TOO SOOOOON!

I DONT WANT YOU TO LEAVE MAKO AND THEEEEEEEMMMM!!!!!

OVERALL SENTIMENTS:

KOOOOORAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

AND FUCKING TARRLOK!!!-

TARRLOK I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE AND BREAK YOUR STUPID FUCKING TRAITOR BONES AND SHOVE A FUCKING CACTUS UP YOUR STUPID FUCKING TREACHEROUS ASS AND RRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

until next saturday

Watching Legend of Korra Episode 7

So I am READY to watch Korra

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Dat TV:

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Me:

Cabbage Man LIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEES!!!!!!!!!

TV:

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Me:

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TV:

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Me:

Toph totally taught her that omggggg

TV:

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Me:

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TV:

Me:

YOU STAB THEM ROBOTS, LIN!! god that was ruthless! I swear she killed that guy!

The mechs turned out SO BADASS

TV:

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Me: Bolin,

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TV:

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Me:

TENZIN’S A FUCKING BADASS

TV:

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Me:

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Me:

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God… each episode is so fucking good.

Overall sentiments:

Godammit, you writers

Watching Legend of Korra Episode 5

I HAD MISSED WHEN THIS EPISODE AIRED SO WHEN I CAME BACK I WAS ESPECIALLY FIRED UP TO WATCH IT.

Dat TV:

“I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!”

> rejection

Me:

“oh my fucking god! ALREADY!? Jesus!”

Tv:

Me:

“These INNUENDOS… They ain’t even hiding them!”

The only thing they could have done to make it more obvious was add “thats what she said” to some of the lines in this show, I swear.

Tv:

Me:

SHE WENT THERE.

…SO much shit has gone down in this episode

But Okay, okay okay…

there couldn’t POSSIBLY be any more development in the love department here,

the laws of television state that cartoons can only spend so much time on love-related shit,

and that in any given show,

one must wait at least 12 or so episodes for any returning feelings to be revea- WHAT THE-!

Me:

Tv:

Me:

Tv:

Me:

OH LOL okay they made it funny, so its gonna be fine. PHEW!

WOW! THIS EPISODE WAS INTENSE! SO MUCH SHIT WENT DOWN! I didn’t even think it was possible for so much shit to take place in one episode! AND EVERYTHING TURNED OUT SO WELL!

Ghaaaad this show…